by the way...if a person were to perhaps...HATE someone else, and lets just say that someone else happened to live below this person, well, what would one suggest to 1) drive them slowly insane, while simultaneously 2) making them shut the fuck up? i've allready had the idea to get a focused ultrasound ray gun, which kicks ass by the way. my plan goes something like this: point said ray at person wearing wool hat until he is absolutely convinced that the ear-drum shattering noise (one could choose to use the band cake as the noise, for instance. wait...he likes cake, dont use cake) warrants calling the police. police arrive, cant hear noise, (be sure ray is not pointed at police) tell hat guy he is a stupid mother fucker, and fine him $100 for being a fucking asshole. but then...hat guy still hears noise and slowly goes insane. brilliant plan, except for requirement (2) which is that he shuts the fuck up. the brilliant plan does not account for silencing hat guy when he slowly goes insane, and falls to his knees while clutching his ears and screaming. so my plan is flawed and i need suggestions.