Wednesday, August 7

im going to the giants game tonight, maybe barry bonds will knock me his 600th home run, and i will sell it on ebay for a million dollars. that is my plan. i bought these tickets months ago! we decided that we should go see games at pac bell park since we have never before, bought the tickets, one cubs game, one astros game, there you go. now it turns out that everybody is talking about this game because barry is going to hit his 600th home run. i dont have a clue if that is 600 in one season...that seems like a shit load. but hell, i think its great that this game, in particular, is something to get very excited about. it's all the more reason for me to get real drunk, eat way too many hot dogs, scream and yell a whole lot. you know how it goes. the only problem is that i am bound by birth to root for the cubs...i wish i had one of those plastic net-like cubs hats. thats ok, ill root for the cubs, but also root that barry smacks one my way so i can sell it. oh...one more problem, im sure that if he does smack one my way it will be a foul ball. damn shitty seats.