the asian lesbians at last night's final self-defense class kicked my ass. they kicked each other's ass in a little post-class jujitsu demo, but for a good hour-and-a-half they were all about pulling my hair, giving me the old bear hug, climbing on top of me. i have bruises on my inner thighs. during class someone broke the window of the car parked out front (crime in oakland is that bad that people try to break into cars near a dojo housing at least five third-degree black belts) and the most masculine of the black-belts threw off her jacket and charged outside. whoever it was didnt stick around long enough for the shit to go down. how cool would that have been, to see five asian lesbians jujitsuing oakland street punks?