well as i was saying, or posting on the internet for the entire world to see as he walked in the door, but did not pick up on...so the water goes through the floor and the walls and ends up dripping through my mother's closet. he was absolutely horrified , (she thought it was hilarious, luckily) oh my god, if i did that at his parents house i would immediately begin with the hystericl crying and the desprate attempts to pack everything and escpe to the airport without being seen. i thought it was pretty funny, poor guy did not.

in other news...in preparation for the texas wedding, i was getting everything ready for our present which is the standard personalized wine that i have grown so fond of. i sit down at the computer, open up the picture software, look down to pet the dog, look up at what is staring back at me but the nastiest, raunchiest porn that apparantly said boyfriend has taken quite a liking to. fantastic. i gave him a pretty hard time, but only really because all those damn girls are blonde.