Friday, September 24

I once had a pet spider named stupid. He specialized in webery. We would test his skills by throwing bugs into his web, and he would wrap them up. He could wrap up a bug in less than 20 seconds, give it a little kick, and it would fall to the ground, defying the law that everything sticks to a spider web. Once, right after Halloween, we threw a plastic spider into his web. He wrapped that up too. What a great spider.